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  "She could stay at Viola's, don't you think?" Gabe offered as he looked at the sheriff rather than me.

  Why was the police guy still looking at me like I was guilty as hell? And why couldn't this whole thing be a nightmare?

  "Viola's rooming house is a block over."

  "Sort of like a bed and breakfast?" A bed and breakfast brought back wonderful memories of trips to Vermont with Joseph. Rooming houses were seedy, scary places in New York. Besides, the proximity seemed too close for comfort. I could still feel the cold clammy skin of the dead person against my fingertips. I wondered if either of them had some hand sanitizer until I could get those Brillo pads.

  "Great idea, Gabe. I'll give her a call." Without waiting for me to respond, the sheriff opened his cell and began to talk.

  I felt a little like Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz. I'd been catapulted into a world where there were rooming houses, cold, clammy dead bodies, and a missing father—well, more missing than he'd been for the first thirty years of my life. And all without my magic ruby slippers.

  What had I gotten myself into?

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